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Dick’s Yard Sale September 6, 2009

Posted by projectabsurd in Garage/Yard Sales.
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These signs were found at a local neighborhood garage sale on 05/19/2007:

diningtablepleas

Ok, now first I have to mention the obvious stupidity of this sign – it notes that there is a dining table inside the premises, then tells us to ask about it. It would have exactly the same meaning if it said “Ask me about my dining table!” It gives no indication that the dining table is for sale – only that it exists and we should ask about it. “You have a dining table?! We have a dining table, too!” So, maybe these people just like to chat about their furniture. There is also the obvious random omission of the last “e” in what should be “please.” You have to hope the person writing this sign became distracted while writing, because if this is really how they think “please” is spelled it is a sad, sad day for America. Of course, the hat for sale on the drying rack next to this sign says, “So many women ONLY ONE WEENIE!” So, you never know. And this sign was also at the same sale, so…

dickshouse

-K